Club Membership 2017-04-13T05:20:37+00:00

Club Membership

TOMMY’S TONICS
RIGHT TO CHOOSE HEALTHY COLD & FLU REMEDY

877 NUNNELY RD. PARADISE CA 95969
E-MAIL: TOMMY@TOMMYSTONICS.COM

RIGHT TO CHOOSE HEALTHY, NATURAL REMEDY, “SUPER TONIC”

I attest that as a member of this club, I insist and demand that my SUPER TONIC: A) is untouched and unexposed to any industrially produced cleanser, antiseptic or detergent, including bleaches, anti-bacterials and anti-fungals; B) and preferably contains: 1) the best organic Garlic, Ginger, Habanero Pepper, White Onion and Horse Radish Root available, 2) is preserved in 100% Bragg Apple Cider Vinegar.

I fully understand that this different paradigm of food/drug standards opposes all government standards for food/drug preparation, storage and safety. As a member of this club, I completely reject and refuse all government food/drug standards. I fully trust the leading members of this club to properly oversee and manage the preparation, juicing and bottling of the “Super Tonic” in this club.

I have joined this membership because government regulations for food/drug causes chemical contamination that probably is severely damaging to my health, immediately and/or accumulatively. I reject all government sanitation standards for preparation and packaging of this Super Tonic. I accept and appreciate the fact that Tommy’s Tonics are maid in commercial kitchen. They do not cause any impairment to food safety or quality and help keep costs lower for obtaining my preferred Super Tonic.

“Healthy food” should be a slogan and fulfillment by every agricultural and health department. Since it is not, I declare herein that under Common Law, I am, as part of this membership, independent of any governmental food regulations and health and food regulative bodies. Any attempt by any governmental body to regulate Tommy’s Tonics preparation for this club does so illegally and is interfering and denying me the ability to obtain the drink I require to maintain and improve my health. Accordingly, I refuse to testify against any and all members of this club in any governmental proceeding. However, I reserve the right to testify against any governmental officer or employee who interferes in any manner with this club, its members and membership.

By providing my digital signature and payment of two dollars ($2.00), I join this membership and testify that I thoroughly read and agree to all of the above.

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